

I have a thing for drummers. Even if a guy is also talented on guitar I will always think he looks better playing the drums. It is a strange, strange thing. Just ask me how I feel about Mikko Siren, drummer for Apocalyptica.
So even though there are a total of SIX huge German men in my favorite band, Rammstein, all of my utter fascination and attraction go to Schneider. (aka Doomy)
Whether he was channeling DeNiro from "Taxi Driver" in a music video (OMG mohawk!!!!) or having his massively curly hair stage I loved his face the first time I saw it. He definately wears eyeliner best of all the men in my harem. I mean, hot list.
2. Johnny Depp
Uh huh, yeah. Obviously. Brad Pitt can take a hike. See these dichotomous "style" photos? I love them both equally and unconditionally. Johnny can simply do no wrong. Haven't you heard he's a sweet heart to his fans, too? He's the only famous person I would consider doing unbearably fangirly for, like knitting a sweater with a strand of my hair in it. He might even wear it, too, if he happened to like it.
Consistently his name will rise to my mind when considering "Best Actor, Ever"3. Ewan McGregor
Oh Ewan, even though you've had sorta crap roles in movies lately you are always utterly convincing in every character that you play, with your sexy Scottish accent and your sexy stubbly chin. You are the only person who can make smoking look really, really sexy. You are also the only one for whom I've written this blurb in "open letter" format. I admire you to no end for saying that men should spend as much screentime naked in movies as women do. You have clearly done your part. Major kudos.
4. Anthony Stewart Head
YES! No one can deny that Giles was a sexy beast! But even better, AsH is an amazingly unconventional actor, further emphasized by the Intellectual British persona he is most known for. Look a little further in his repertoire and you'll see lots- from quirky comedy to cult-movie rock opera (that man can SING) and yes- he looks like Bowie when he's got the glam rocker outfit and makeup on. Anthony Head is a silver fox. 5. Seth Green
Continuing with the Buffy-verse fandom, Oz was definately my favorite supernatural heartthrob. I *definately* stopped watching the show when he was spurned- he was that worth it. Nowadays he is one of my favorite voice actors and seems to have a hand in a lot of comedy that I like. He is super cute and I would date the hell out of him. 6. Patrick Wilson
Holy cow, his hotness just hits you in the face. He has got the best kind of smile- dimply and very crinkly around the eyes. He's the sole and primary reason I watched Hard Candy twice (and Watchmen a third time)- and somehow made me obsessed with owls. His hairline is also receding and he is working it very, very well- proof that balding men are sexy- though Chris will hardly get over his jealousy enough for me to make it a point to him.
The Tommyknockers, Stephen King. I am liking horror fiction a lot lately, and decided to take the plunge into more "popular" writers- Stephen King seemed like a pretty obvious start. There are some very memorable and chilling bits and the unusual fusion of sci-fi and horror was novel But the book is Too. Damn. Long. It ruins the ominous pacing by making it drag on and on. The climax was epic and the ending was great (everybody DIES) but I was so glad it was over.
Wetlands, Charlotte Roche. Equal parts unnerving and fascinating, and not for the squeamish. This is a headlong rush into the innermost thoughts (and bodily functions) of an strongly opinionated and liberal-minded young woman that is sometimes gross and shocking but un-put-down-able. Regardless of your opinion of the story by the end, it will definately make you rethink your relationship with your own body.
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society, Mary Ann Schaffer & Annie Barrows. Making a trip into bestseller-land: it is certainly a good book with unique and witty writing. The occupation of unprotected British islands by Germans for 5 years during WWII is the main story but the love and influence of literature is the heart of the experience. It has an incredibly happy fairy-tale ending for the main character, which I'm not sure how to feel about.
Twilight, Stephanie Meyer. I have already read lots of spoilers for the books to come (including the last one, with every character's eventual fate) and fear what is to come if the general opinion is that the books go downhill after the first one- which was fine- okay, the lead characters are terrible and the love story is rubbish and more irritating than not but the story and secondary characters look(ed) promising. It was readable and enjoyable but not gripping or essential. I can definately wait till they are all out in paperback- but I mostly want to finish it as to understand Twilight references.
Dead until Dark, Club Dead, Living Dead in Dallas, Charlaine Harris. Incredibly entertaining and might I say- a great companion to the True Blood series. You'll like Sookie a lot more if you read the books. I just bought the box set- can't wait for it to get here!!- for the fun, sexy, supernatural escapism that it provides. I will definately re-read them all- in a Southern accent.
I like to make things.