List No. 2

Continuing with my lists, I aim to embarass myself and make you uncomfortable with my Top 8 list-that-just-had-to-be-done: my personal pick of the Hottest Famous Men Alive.

WITH PICTURES!!!
Okay- it would have- *should have* been a Top 10. But this list left me emotionally drained. You can tell a lot about a person by their "Top" lists and I happen to put a *lot* of thought in them because I am very selective. Only those who make the cut consistently and continuously are here (and that should weird you out even more).

You won't find a conventional list here, I promise.

My Top 8 Hottest Famous Men Alive:

(Top Dead Guys might follow, if I can find a decent engraving of Liszt)

1. Christoph "Doom" Schneider

I have a thing for drummers. Even if a guy is also talented on guitar I will always think he looks better playing the drums. It is a strange, strange thing. Just ask me how I feel about Mikko Siren, drummer for Apocalyptica.

So even though there are a total of SIX huge German men in my favorite band, Rammstein, all of my utter fascination and attraction go to Schneider. (aka Doomy)

Whether he was channeling DeNiro from "Taxi Driver" in a music video (OMG mohawk!!!!) or having his massively curly hair stage I loved his face the first time I saw it. He definately wears eyeliner best of all the men in my harem. I mean, hot list.

2. Johnny Depp

Uh huh, yeah. Obviously. Brad Pitt can take a hike. See these dichotomous "style" photos? I love them both equally and unconditionally. Johnny can simply do no wrong. Haven't you heard he's a sweet heart to his fans, too? He's the only famous person I would consider doing unbearably fangirly for, like knitting a sweater with a strand of my hair in it. He might even wear it, too, if he happened to like it.

Consistently his name will rise to my mind when considering "Best Actor, Ever"

3. Ewan McGregor

Oh Ewan, even though you've had sorta crap roles in movies lately you are always utterly convincing in every character that you play, with your sexy Scottish accent and your sexy stubbly chin. You are the only person who can make smoking look really, really sexy. You are also the only one for whom I've written this blurb in "open letter" format. I admire you to no end for saying that men should spend as much screentime naked in movies as women do. You have clearly done your part. Major kudos.

4. Anthony Stewart Head


YES! No one can deny that Giles was a sexy beast! But even better, AsH is an amazingly unconventional actor, further emphasized by the Intellectual British persona he is most known for. Look a little further in his repertoire and you'll see lots- from quirky comedy to cult-movie rock opera (that man can SING) and yes- he looks like Bowie when he's got the glam rocker outfit and makeup on. Anthony Head is a silver fox.

5. Seth Green

Continuing with the Buffy-verse fandom, Oz was definately my favorite supernatural heartthrob. I *definately* stopped watching the show when he was spurned- he was that worth it. Nowadays he is one of my favorite voice actors and seems to have a hand in a lot of comedy that I like. He is super cute and I would date the hell out of him.

6. Patrick Wilson

Holy cow, his hotness just hits you in the face. He has got the best kind of smile- dimply and very crinkly around the eyes. He's the sole and primary reason I watched Hard Candy twice (and Watchmen a third time)- and somehow made me obsessed with owls. His hairline is also receding and he is working it very, very well- proof that balding men are sexy- though Chris will hardly get over his jealousy enough for me to make it a point to him.

7. Jared Padalecki

UNK. Um. Errrr.... all of a sudden I'm lightheaded. This picture is dangerous.
Uh..... what... more... can.. I say? Supernatural. I love this show. More shirtless Sam, please (no? then wifebeaters? clingy wet t-shirts?.... please?) Sorry to Jensen Ackles (who is also unbelievably buff) but Jared just takes the beefcake.
It's strange because I didn't think a sweet set of abs could do that to be anymore (that is, hit puberty all over again)- male models don't do much for me- but... yeah. Just look at them guns.

8. Mischa Collins

It must be the eyes. Or his voice. Or the character, Castiel. Something about Mischa Collins actually makes me able to *take my eyes off of* Jared Padalecki in favor of him. He's got that 'serene yet intense' thing going all over the place. That is just what I'm trying to say- his appeal is inexplicable.

PS (aka: parting shot): I totally have a folder in my hard drive labeled "boys", just like Adrian Veidt. Heeheeeeeeeeeee