Sunday, November 23, 2008

Cutopia Aprons Launch!!

BEHOLD!! The first lineup of subversive-yet-adorable aprons from the producer of all that is cute and sinister: Cutopia!

Cutopia is my brand name for all my handcrafted things, by the way- based under my not-yet-existing company: Dotworks (insert copyright sign here). Branding your image is very, very important if you want to be any sort of professional- it's one of the first things you learn in art school. Although I couldn't be arsed to make brand labels with my logo at this point... anyway...
All aprons are made from cotton/poly broadcloth and lined with flannelette, unless otherwise stated. They are One-Size only with a fixed neck strap (adjustable upon request), have tie-backs (to be tied at the waist) and look great on many sizes of women and flamboyant men alike!
All are handmade and are therefore "imperfect"- each slightly different from one another!
By the way- these prices are for friends-only and only when referred to from my blog!
(click the pics to make them big)You will remember the Sweet Cherries apron from my first post- This is the first prototype that has also been machine-washed and dried (see Care Instructions)
Sweet and domestic, totally classic. Looks fantastic with a pair of panties and nothing else, for those of you who like to branch out with your functional wardrobe. (okay well- all of them do. Just so you know.)
ALSO. After the wash test, the cute cherries patch with its felt surface and puffy texture became very pilled. This style of patches probably won't be used again.
Price: (original prototype, slight flaws & prewashed condition) SOLD

If you love to beat out male competition in kitchen or just beat men in general, the Man's Ruin apron is for you. Featuring white polkadots-on-dark blue print and tattoo-like lettering on the patch-- men will see you and know their undoing.
Price: $35

So camp and fierce! Which is more vampy- the leopard print or the "Hot" patch that shows you know your way around the stovetop/oven combination?! Hot Mama is for bold ladies that aren't afraid to show it.
This was a fabric experiment, with printed polyester fabric and an all cotton twill base in dark brown. It turned out exceptionally sturdy.
Price: $35

So. Fucking. Punk. The badass patch tells everyone you are here to "fuck shit up", whether you bring chaos and break rules whenever you enter the kitchen or generally promote anarchy in your everyday life.
This apron was constructed with the flannel fabric on the outside, and the tartan is a loose weave and possibly prone to fraying. So the apron will look more worn and punkish the more you use it. The tartan fabric was horrendously difficult to deal with and will likely be only re-used ever again by special request.
Price: $35

I love this- it's like a nega-version of the sweet cherries apron. Blazin' Cherries uses the same racing-checkers pattern but couldn't be more different. If you are a speed demon at anything, this apron shows it in every aspect.
Price: $35

Care Instructions:

All aprons and their patches are machine washable (in cold water), dryable and ironable. They tend to get very wrinkled when tumble dried, and softer with every wash. Do not bleach, dry-clean or otherwise attempt to sterilize the fuck out of these aprons, you crazy bitch. The patches are reinforced with stitching- don't worry about them peeling off. However- as they are each unique and come from various sources I am unsure of their durability and construction. But they are pretty darn nice.

Most of the aprons are constructed with flannelette so know this: It appears smoothly brushed and soft when new, but pills after you wash it. Like a flannel shirt- it becomes a lot more textured. After much consideration, I decided that I didn't want to change my fabric choice. It's still lovely and soft and perfect weight for backing. With the exception of some aprons where the design permits it, it's only used for the lining anyway.

Customization:

Any of these aprons can be remade with your choice of patch (or none) Though-- many of them are found items or very limited availibility so no apron will be the same! The base color can be changed as well (extra cost beyond solid black or white). The patterns will have a limited run of 2-3 aprons each. I am happy to use any fabric that you supply to completely customize your apron (using this template).

3 comments:

La said...

I'd be happy to claim the original cherry apron, flaws and all. Looks v. cute and I don't mind pilling. Will you be at the M*A*S*H party? I can give you monies there.

One question: Can the neck strap be adjusted? I am long in the torso area.

La said...

PS---CUTOPIA FTW!!! Your branding is fab. You are set to take over Etsy... and everything else.

Dot said...

Of course! Awesome apron for awesome you.
The neck strap is fixed- but I can switch it out easily if it doesn't fit.
See you Friday!